The Worst Trend of All Time

Why so upbeat Jenny? Are you jiving to the melodious clinking born of your odd piano keyboard vest and the metallic slinky where your forearm used to be? Or are you simply trying to distract from the creeping progress of your flesh-eating jeans? And this brings us to... the worst trend of all time:

ULTRA high-waisted jeans. Jeans with waistlines so high that they had to be deliberately altered to accommodate such irrational tastes. And who do we have to blame? Of course, the usual cabal of so-called "fashion forward" trendsetters:



My eyes are bleeding.

Quickie: What's wrong with this picture?

a) Ashlee is looking more Meg Ryan-ish than usual.
b) Pete seems to be exuding a saran wrap vibe through his fashion choices.
c) I love Coffee Bean. Hee! (Fine, this wasn't really topical...)

What about the fact that they are both actually wearing the SAME OUTFIT: skinny jeans, canvas-y shoes, zipped hoodies, beanies, and hipster nonchalance. I mean, would you really notice if they did some impromptu outfit switcheroo right there in the street?

Pinkberry, Pinkberry, Pinkberry, Pinkbeeeerry

Despite the grating, irreverent theme song that gushes out of the Pinkberry website like a bad case of diarrhea, I still must profess my undying love for this magically delicious concoction. As a card-carrying member of the "I only eat foods that maximize calorie straining technology" (sugarfree, fat free, taste free, etc.) posse, Pinkberry was like an overpriced dream come true. Mmmmm yummy. Soon I will make a real entry instead of this purposeless food porn. But first, I must watch the quality CW programming that is The Search For the Next Pussycat Doll.

DAY 1: raspberries, almonds, mango:




DAY 2: kiwi, almonds, blueberries:




DAY 3: blackberries, almonds, kiwi:



(wow can you tell that I might have a weakness for ALMONDS ALMONDS ALMONDS?)