Why wasn't I here?

Gunners at the Lake show. I don't even know. I suppose this is a nice upside from the saddest game of all time that I had to endure two days ago but Theo seems to be missing. In other news, I am far from being packed for my move. WHY IS IT SO DAUNTING?

Twas the night before xmas...

Well management sold off VDV to the archrivals of my PL team. Irony, you taste like poorly translated Spanish news articles.

In other news, I am about to embark on a lengthy trip to the far side of the world. I hope to return less frustrated with LIFE in general and with a tan that lasts through the bleak winter months (haha I wish). I will also have minimal access to Internet and other forms of time-wasting communication. We'll see how this pans out.

City of Injury, Espana

What is going on guys? WHY IS EVERYONE INJURED after only one game? Pretty soon, Mou is going to have to sub in ME or something. Something something SAD ROMANCE. Life is sad when you can only get news through GOOGLE TRANSLATE where everything inevitably sounds awkward and slightly wrong. All I know is, if Pipita gets injured, I will need to compose a song of sad lament.